Gossip Girl: In Many Ways, This Is Becoming A Gossip Girl Site and I Will Do My Best To Correct That But First OM3.

Why, hello! I didn’t see you there. Please, make yourself comfortable. You look uncomfortable. Take off that dreadfully uncomfortable coat you are wearing. Kick back. Relax. Enjoy ourselves. I mean yourself, wink. Oh, pardon me, I left the fireplace blazing again. How silly!  Would you like a beverage? Some sparkling wine, perhaps a Mai-Tai? No? Well, for you my dear, the bar is certainly always open. Please sit. We have urgent matters to discuss. But first, music

Instrumental, of course. For the complete tonal experience. Now, where were we?