Sure, there wasn’t a proper recap for last week’s episode. This will suffice: The kids go to take the SATs. There was a storm. Emily gets almost assaulted in the library and has sexy flashbacks. Mr. Fitz shows up, back from his vacation with Roman Polanski. The storm threatens the SATs. Alex and Spencer’s mom have some non-sexual tension. At one point, Spencer’s mom definitely had breast cancer. Mona makes fun of Lucas but then Hanna and Lucas make fun of Mona. Lucas has ominous mud on his shoes. Hanna’s mom and Aria’s dad almost fuck. Noel and Aria decide to go on a date. Someone smashes Alison’s memorial. Detective Sweet Balls shows up and pees on the Constitution. Also, A does this
Pretty sure you don’t need a return address that just says “Anonymous.” Could have just left it blank, A!
But none of this matters! Tonight, THE EVENT of the summer. Pretty Little Liars‘ summer season finale! Who’s excited? I am excited. Who is A? What happened to Toby? Will Mr. Fitz be put in jail? Hopefully, we learn the answers to all these questions. Hopefully, Mr. Fitz goes right to jail!